Tired of waiting months (or years) for your keycap set? Wish a vendor would just… vanish with your money already? GMK Exit Scam does exactly that, with zero paperwork and 100% style points.

This limited “release” pays tribute to the fine art of the classic exit: flashy promises, drool-worthy renders, and a checkout button that somehow feels both thrilling and slightly concerning. Every keycap is a reminder that in this hobby, nothing is guaranteed, not your cash, not your trust, and definitely not your patience.

Features You’ll Totally Love

Guaranteed Disappearance
Your set may or may not arrive. That’s the thrill.

Built-in Panic
Comes preloaded with frantic tracking refreshes and late-night Discord lurking.

Optional Refunds
Only available in your imagination.

Forecasted Timeline

IC: Now
GB: Soon™
Production: In progress
Delivery: Q4 2029 (see mood)

Updates

June 2027 → Colour matching
Oct 2028 → Sample rejected
Jan 2029 → Revised ETA

please do not open a chargeback dispute T^T