{"product_id":"gb-gmk-exit-scam","title":"[GB] GMK Exit Scam","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"176\" data-end=\"371\"\u003eTired of waiting months (or years) for your keycap set? Wish a vendor would just… vanish with your money already? \u003cstrong data-start=\"290\" data-end=\"307\"\u003eGMK Exit Scam\u003c\/strong\u003e does exactly that, with zero paperwork and 100% style points.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"373\" data-end=\"703\"\u003eThis limited “release” pays tribute to the fine art of the classic exit: flashy promises, drool-worthy renders, and a checkout button that somehow feels both thrilling and slightly concerning. Every keycap is a reminder that in this hobby, nothing is guaranteed, not your cash, not your trust, and definitely not your patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"708\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"13r2t8\" data-start=\"710\" data-end=\"748\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eFeatures You’ll Totally Love\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"750\" data-end=\"833\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"750\" data-end=\"778\"\u003eGuaranteed Disappearance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"778\" data-end=\"781\"\u003eYour set may or may not arrive. That’s the thrill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"937\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"853\"\u003eBuilt-in Panic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"856\"\u003eComes preloaded with frantic tracking refreshes and late-night Discord lurking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"999\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"959\"\u003eOptional Refunds\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"959\" data-end=\"962\"\u003eOnly available in your imagination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1001\" data-end=\"1004\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"f8dsbr\" data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1033\"\u003eForecasted Timeline\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1037\" data-end=\"1139\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1037\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003eIC:\u003c\/strong\u003e Now\u003cbr data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1051\" data-end=\"1058\"\u003eGB:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soon™\u003cbr data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1067\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eProduction:\u003c\/strong\u003e In progress\u003cbr data-start=\"1094\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1097\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e Q4 2029 (see mood)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1141\" data-end=\"1144\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1fk5s1w\" data-start=\"1146\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1150\" data-end=\"1161\"\u003eUpdates\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1178\"\u003eJune 2027\u003c\/strong\u003e → Colour matching\u003cbr data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1199\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1199\" data-end=\"1211\"\u003eOct 2028\u003c\/strong\u003e → Sample rejected\u003cbr data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1244\"\u003eJan 2029\u003c\/strong\u003e → Revised ETA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003eplease do not open a chargeback dispute T^T\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GMK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47929146310900,"sku":null,"price":420.69,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0495\/0104\/4904\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Mar_31_2026_05_27_28_PM.png?v=1774949277","url":"https:\/\/pantheonkeys.com\/products\/gb-gmk-exit-scam","provider":"pantheonkeys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}